Templing

The function of committing sexual acts in a religious setting or building of any kind.

The verb is split into two parts Templ - ing. The first part can easily be changed to where ever this act occurred. I.E. Church-ing, Synagog-ing etc.

It can also be used singular or without the -ing.

Damn, i just templed her nice and hard!

How did you temple her?

When did you templed him?

Eww, why would you ever temple that piece of trash?

I love to temple!

My parents caught me while templing this really attractive girl at me sisters Bat Mitzvah.

by XXXDJMANXXX October 18, 2011

Templing

When all residents of a household (your temple) are having sex with their partners at the same time.

"Fancy a templing tonight?" "Yeah, I'll give Tiff a ring, who are you getting round?"

by deavo2306 October 12, 2011

Tempting the barracuda

When a man swims naked in the ocean and his penis is bobbing around like a small fish or similar food morsel.

Terry won't get in the water nude. He's too afraid of tempting the barracuda.

by Cheeno t May 6, 2011

Tempting

A desire for something, or someone.

Damn she's so tempting! But I cant ruin my relationship now!

by lyjadee February 20, 2017

tempting

When you have a great desire for something.

Oh, that box of chocolates is sooo tempting! But I can't ruin my figure now!

by gracegirl99 November 13, 2013

van der tempeling

The process of stooping to an unprecedent low to get what you want.

I sooo van der tempeled the other day, I had to lick my wife's shit to get her to lend me 5 bucks.

Please, don't say no, I am willing to van der tempel to get it. I will even stab my own mother for this service.

The other day, I saw this crack whore van der tempeling to get her fix!

by Employee_of_the_year July 15, 2009

tempting the turtle

the act of subtly exciting oneself, by discreetly flicking the end ones knob, often in public.

1.Ethan. "dude it looks like that guy is playing with himself under the table".
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".

2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.

by spongecarrotsaysmoo December 6, 2009