Teapoting

The sound you make when your screeching has reached a new high, usually happen when you're simping over someone/something.

I shouldn't have used my earphones. I think my eardrums just bursted out after your teapoting.

by NotAnotherRhea November 4, 2020

Tempting the barracuda

When a man swims naked in the ocean and his penis is bobbing around like a small fish or similar food morsel.

Terry won't get in the water nude. He's too afraid of tempting the barracuda.

by Cheeno t May 6, 2011

Tempting

A desire for something, or someone.

Damn she's so tempting! But I cant ruin my relationship now!

by lyjadee February 20, 2017

tempting

When you have a great desire for something.

Oh, that box of chocolates is sooo tempting! But I can't ruin my figure now!

by gracegirl99 November 13, 2013

teating

Sucking on a woman's teats.

1. I'd love to be teating on those.
2. During Halloween: I'm going trick or teating at Amy's.

by figman October 31, 2013

Teapotting

where a man places his genitals into a teapot filled with warm water(and bubble if you want) - then have your partner blow down the spout of the teapot giving your bits and pieces a nice jacuzzi.

i am looking forward to a spot of teapotting with my partner later

by Akbarr May 20, 2009

tempting the turtle

the act of subtly exciting oneself, by discreetly flicking the end ones knob, often in public.

1.Ethan. "dude it looks like that guy is playing with himself under the table".
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".

2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.

by spongecarrotsaysmoo December 6, 2009