Takied

the act of having sex but when you put it in, it burns

i saw you got hooked up with that girl, so did you get takied?

by MR.Define.Net May 12, 2021

Self-takedown

A maneuver where one, usually a male, consumes too many spirits and ruins his/her chances with a "sure thing" and/or consensual sex. Usually paired with excessive swearing and/or unwanted groping.

Made famous by the big daddy at Appalachain State.

"What happened to the bd last night? I thought he had that one in the bag.

After his 11th scotch-soda he decided it would be a good idea to preform a self-takedown"

by dj scribble scrabble July 24, 2010

Tinder Takedown

Hooking up with a girl/guy you meet via Tinder.

Guy 1: "Eh bud, how was the rest of your night?"
Guy 2: "Dude Vivian and I smashed"
Guy 1: "The one you meet on Tinder? That's your 4th Tinder Takedown this month!"

by Herold Mickinley June 30, 2014

Asoingboba takedown

When you get a crazy kill in a shooter game, usually a trick shot, that you just have to get excited.

Matthew: *hits tricks shot*
Matthew: OH MY GOD
Sebastian: THAT WAS AN ASOINGBOBA TAKEDOWN!

by ItsNotSeabass July 28, 2020

takiera

a crazy, hilarious, charming, gorgeous girl who uses a lot of profanity and can always put a smile on your face.

friend: holy shit lilli who was that girl you were talking to she seems so cool
you: thats takiera she’s pretty lit

by liljean December 14, 2017

Texas turkey takedown

A term used for a lie about kicking someones ass. A Texas turkey takedown is a imaginary move or myth. No one has ever seen the Texas turkey takedown. It is a made up move by yankees, mostly from the pennsylvania area.

Hey buddy, back in PA i totally did the Texas turkey takedown on that fella, then i talked to him about Seinfeld.

by Mann Jr October 31, 2007

illegal takedown

What the persecuted Orange One has hallucinated occurred via the Special Counsel’s investigation into Russian influence on the 2016 US Election.

This was an illegal takedown that failed.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2019