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Stanton swapmeet

When two human males have sexual relations by intertwining their legs and alternating their hands while masturbating each other
I went to go hang out with Brett but he kept trying to pull the old Stanton swapmeet on me. It was super awkward.
by CowDry December 21, 2016
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barry stanton

Proper brexit fella, loves his carling.
Barry Stanton is a true English patriot
by Taylor Windmill May 18, 2018
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Stanton

A pretty cool guy who catches more flak than he deserves, but brushes it off anyway, and an endless source of envious inspiration for every aspiring idiot-savant. Most of the time, he goes under appreciated by his peers, usually due to their judgement being clouded by his rapist wit and handsome teeth. A guru, an artist, a vagabond legend in the making, a Stanton is truly the stuff that turns history on its head and makes the world get down on its knees. If you are ever in the presence of him, be sure to hi, because not only is he a force to be reckoned with, but an expert conversationalist that will leave your mind and soul better off than you ever thought they could be.
No example does him justice.

He is of divinity, whose essence we can only grasp with the vain futility of words.

Be at awe, be gracious, be kind.

Beware, for he is watching.

Stanton.
by TheBastardPrince February 8, 2014
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Drew Stanton

1. Michigan State University football team quarterback.
2. Hottest quarterback in the nation.
3. Hottest (basket) in a college football uniform
Drew Stanton is hot! Drew Stanton's basket is huge!
by SpartanHomo February 27, 2005
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Stanton

Stanton, Noun.

1) Someone who is above average in intelligence.

2) Someone who uses / appreciates High Brow humor.

3) Someone who has multiple unaccredited doctorates
-That guy just set the curve again, he is such a Stanton.
-That guy enjoys intellectual humor that doesn't always involve a punch line, he is such a Stanton
-That guy has an unaccredited doctorate in homo-sexual philosophy from Harvvard University with two V's, he is such a Stanton.
by Corneliusbear December 19, 2007
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Stanton

A small town in Orange County, California known for motels, meth heads, and bums. The more north you go down highway 39 the shittier it gets.
DRIVING THRU RALLY'S IN ANAHEIM

Me: Dad, there's so many Tweakers here, where are we?
Dad: Son, we're in Stanton
Me: Stanton? This is more like Zombieland almost!!
by Raven Cristophl June 5, 2020
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Jason Stanton

jim: dude that guy gave his girlfriend flowers for no reason!
tim: he's such a jason stanton.
by haleycole (: October 9, 2008
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