Squires

A last name of thieves, drunks and scoundrels. Most are men, with very few females being born to this clan. They generally live on top of barren hills and ridges, in close proximity to chicken farms. They start drinking at 10 years old, and do not stop until death. They are known to say the most nasty things imaginable, but are amazing lovers, yet rarely father children.

Those Squires' from the ridge are hard cases. They stole all me wood that was leanin against me shed.

That Squires just called me a horrible name, and told me I was worthless. He then spit in my mouth. But I still love him.

by ChickenRidge September 8, 2013

squire

a salutation used most oftenly towards bredrens, and those of close relation

"what up my squire?"

by detox May 3, 2003

Squire

To name a friend when you greet them.

Allright their squire

by The-Squire September 21, 2009

Squired

Term coined by general anti-Matt Squire people. Used a general term for fail or general exclamations of fml. A verb, e.g. to be Squired, or "you got Squired!"

K: Guess what? My mom finally got a job!
T: Really? What does she do?
K: I'm not sure yet. I know it's something to with photography or magazines.
T: Oh so that's why I saw her in Playboy!
K: ...

K got Squired.

by Parafamily March 29, 2009

Squired

When a girl wears a strap-on and takes a man up the arse.
Thus being squired.

The missus squired me last night

by tummytank September 9, 2010

Squireing

To Squire . The act of sleeping on a gurney or other such bed in a vehicle while said vehicle is in motion.

I Squired it all the way from town. I was Squireing all the way from town.

by the code 3 club May 1, 2015

squire

A squire is a word used when you can't remember, or don't want to use someone's proper name.

Morning squire, are we winning today?
G'day squire, how are you going today?

by brentjigga August 11, 2012