Splott

Splott is a crime invested crap hole where if your not being robbed your robbing someone.

I've been mugged 4 times in the last 3 months at 2 times the mugger had a knife.

by Luke May 13, 2005

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Splott

Sound of freshly cooked, soupy retried beans when they hit the nachos prior to baking!!!!

I made nachos with a splott of beans!

by Kiddo5 June 28, 2017

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This happens when you have a severe cold or nasal infection. Your last tissue has disintegrated, your handkerchief is a congealed lump, which should be incinerated to avoid it becoming a hazard to public health, and your nose is blocking up. There is nothing for it but to blow your nose the old-fashioned way. This consists in closing each nostril in turn, with a finger, and snorting vigorously out through the other. The product of this exercise is a snot splatter. Although snot may be a misnomer as the product is usually a mixture of snot, pus and airborne detritus that makes the faecal emissions of a diseased crow’s arse seem positively pleasant in comparison.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.

I snorted out a really noxious snot splatter yesterday; I watched it for a bit to see if it moved, I think it did.

by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015

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A Splitting of the Mind

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."

I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.

by xxxStatic January 4, 2014

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germantown splatter shot

as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.

after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.

by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008

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