Splarch

when one pukes with their hand over their mouth causing multiple high pressured streams of puke to spew from their mouth.

Carlie splarched all over Bret and Colin’s jean jackets last night.

by splarch9000 November 24, 2017

Splarch

A particularly gloopy or gelatinous sample of jizzum.

Can be used as a verb (to splarch) to indicate that someone has ejaculated.

"My mate just blew his load in the sink, fucking splarch everywhere."

"Ahwhhhh I just wanna splarch all over that pasta sauce"

by ThatGoodD December 28, 2015

Splarch

Splarch is a word to replace a noun in any given sentence. It was originally used in a sentence by the Litwinovich and Guinesso Family. More than often, splarch is used to confuse elders and sound like a fairly grotesque word. One can use splarch to replace any noun whatsoever...cat, dog, faucet, DNA, book, etc.

Parent: Hey, can you get me a bagel?
Teen: Is it in the splarch or the freezer?

Kid: Can I have a towel, I'm gonna jump in the splarch.

Friend: hey, I just got the new Google app!
Friend 2: Oh, come on! That app's a peice of splarch. (as to replace "junk")

Person: he is such a splarch-gargler.

by Wa-Tah! August 3, 2013

Splatchy

A half joke. A splatchy is when you jokingly make a proposition. When you ask a question jokingly because you don't think others will accept it, but you are actually serious. Has been picking up momentum in recent years.

Pronounced "splotchy"

Monica: "Hey Bill"

Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"

Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"

by Splatchmeister February 1, 2019

Sparching

Bushing, specifically at the Spanish Arch Galway. Typically applies to those drinking Buckfast or Turbourg but any substance may be consumed while being entertained by the local hippies, jugglers, pet dogs and the odd amusing homeless drunk.

Believed to have been coined by the NUIG Civil Engineering Class of 08 but now widely used by all Galwagians

Sham, it's a f**king savage day, lets go Sparching.

by bloodybuddybandana April 8, 2009

solarchos

The very special brand of stupid which continues to astound repeatedly, despite seemingly have nowhere else to go but up.

anon 1: hey, did you see the latest babblings from the space marine?
anon 2: yeah, it was classic solarchos

by usagilover January 5, 2009

Sparch

A place in the beautiful city of Galway in the west coast of Ireland call the Spanish arch. A.K.A Sparch. A hot spot among young wans especially in the months of June, during the exam weather, in which to share a big bag of cans with the lads.

Verb: to go Sparching

Guy 1: jaysus 'tis boiling. fine 'oul evening for a few cans hey!

Guy 2: you're absolutely right, will we head down to sparch?

by erin_mc98 October 14, 2018