Spanky

A nickname, or rather synonym for the first name "Spencer". Sometimes shortened to Spanks. To be used to anyone going by said name. No exceptions.

Paul: "Oh, hey Spencer."
Spencer: "Don't you mean 'Spanky'?"
Paul: "My bad. Hey Spanky."

by TangClock April 19, 2009

Spanky

Playful nickname for a guy who likes to spank his girl.

My spanky loves to surprise me with naughty spankings on my sexy little ass.

by SuezeeSmurd January 06, 2019

Spanky

Principal skinners name in season 1

A term used to enlighten situations

Joe: “damn I can’t believe my girl cheated on me!”

His friend: “well that’s a spanky”

by Panther cartel June 28, 2021

Spanky

The sex.

pull it off like Mike Jones
and we're like who?
Spanky is the sex man Spanky is the sex

by callmehyoclairebear November 22, 2010

Spanky

Noun: A slap someone endures across the face with a thinly sliced piece of meat; usually done with lunch meat or a patty of a fast food burger.

"Since Mike wouldn't shut up at the McDonald's drive-thru, I opened up his greasy McDouble and gave him a spanky."

by Hansonpaulsey October 13, 2009

Spanky

A little whiny kid. He is a fan of his mom beating his meat! He can’t work for shit.

Mr bartlow “ Dalton we need you to help did a hole” Spank “ I hate this place. This is total bullshit. Fuck you bartlow”

Me “spanky your a god damn lib!” Spanky” your a pus” Everyone “shut up you fucking lib”

by Skankhunt42423 October 24, 2017

Spanky

A person, more commonly found in the Hampshire area, but sometimes escapes to London, who has a mental disorder that makes himself think and therefore act like a goat.

"Spanky, you're a goat"
"I'm not you baaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh bully!"
or
"Meats"(look that one up)"you're like spanky"

by Tom "Raymond" Flaherty December 07, 2004