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felix's amazing soft sweet brownies

the best mfing brownies skz can and will ever taste
Person 1: Wow, these are really good!
Bang Chan: Yes, they're felix's amazing soft sweet brownies
Person 2: Recipe, please!
Felix: no, stupid bitch
by dxk0ta_stxyy May 1, 2021
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The devil's soft serve

I'm lactose intolerant so ice cream makes me expel the devil's soft serve.
by hotmessy November 12, 2022
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as soft as a she-mouse's belly

An expression meaning very soft and tender to caress and feel.
The fabric of Stephanie's new coat was very warm and luxurious and felt as soft as a she-mouse's belly.
by llanellirog September 18, 2005
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soft as gem’s bottom

Anything that’s softer than a baby’s bottom.
Damn! Your face is as soft as gem’s bottom.
by llamalanuh October 23, 2022
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Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021
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Soft Streetwear

A simple but never basic take on a casual Streetwear look (a style of Streetwear). Term established by Modish Champagne (TikTok).
“Gurl... I’m not going all out tonight! I’m rocking Soft Streetwear.”
by Sashaslay29 October 9, 2020
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Soft Sex Scandal

When a female tries to convince you, that they really only want or like Soft Sex all of the sudden, after being pounded and fucked deep and hard for a year and half, with the results being 1000’s of body trembling orgasms.

Usually it is made into a Scandal to use as an excuse or a smokescreen, that can pass as a reason to exit, or be a cold mean bitch. Also is used to make one fee bad, and think that their (very desirable) huge thick cock is actually hurting her or doing damage now a days.

This type of Scandal, will be used by the same kind of bullshit artist, as the girl who tries to convince you that her new guys pencil dick. is better than any thick big cock.

Soft Sex and Small Cocks are her specialty over night.
1. I really wanted to believe that baby brat I was dating, was mature, but when she needed an out, she pulled the Soft Sex Scandal card out again.

2. Hey Chief, your Ex GF is such a cheap, using, liar, to go with that Soft Sex Scandal shit again. After how hard you dicked her down, for a year and a half, that slut better pull her pants up and check herself.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 2, 2019
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