Sneaker

A sly person who sneaks out

F: *Sneaky* I’ma walk out
L: Ok, sneaker

by Ace the simp April 26, 2023

Sneaker

A sneaky and inconspicuous punch thrown without provocation.

Oh fuck, Catherine gave him a sneaker simply for criticizing her work!

by TheSneaker March 6, 2018

Sneaker

During sex, preferably in Doggy Style, you pull out far enough from the pussy and pop it straight in the ass. Best when done early on in sex for optimum slip and slideness. When you stick it in the ass you then apologize and say it's an accident.

Dude, I was fuckin my bitch last night and i pulled the sneaker. She was pissed but then i said it was an accident.

by Matthew Robert Parker December 28, 2008

Sneaker

A design or picture on a credit card self selected by the card holder to personalize it before purchase.

Hey thats a cool sneaker you've got there

Thanks, i was so pumped when i found out i could have Batman on my credit card.

by Spiewaker April 13, 2010

Sneaker

A completely random sound that emerges from someone's mouth. They are uncontrollable and can occasionally happen at a very inconvenient time.

Jimmy popped off a sneaker right in the middle of class and everybody looked at him in an awkward fashion.

by West Side Wanker March 26, 2009

Sneaker

Slang for Puma; derived from the Puma Sneaker

a Puma who sneaks up on her prey stealthily is a Sneaker

by kisgenM January 5, 2009

sneaker

a type of shoe, normally light weight and having a rubber sole, designed for casual athletic activity.

I wear sneakers that are not tennis shoes, so fuck you.

by ohio sucks October 11, 2004