smushing

trying to have sex with a limp dick; usually out of desperation or intoxication

"oh we didn't have sex last night, he was too wasted. if we did, it just woulda been a lot of smushing."

by fu_manchu January 30, 2010

smushing

making out. snogging. kissing. tongueing. does not, and I repeat does NOT, include any other sexual actions.. simple as that (;

scenario 1

girl 1: oh my jonas - have you smushed him yet?
girl 2: oh my jonas - I want to be but not yet

girl 2 runs off crying

scenario 2

guy 1: nick is gonna bash you in for smushing his girlfriend
guy 2: I know - but totally worth it

guy 1 and guy 2 high five

by VintageSocks February 3, 2010

smushing

verb. smushing or to smush is the active verb of eating, drinking, smoking or talking on your mobile while flying a passenger plane.

'Shit my dog! I just saw the pilot smushing, we need to get off this mother fucking plane dog!'

by PlipandPlop July 24, 2006

Smushing

The act of smiling and blushing at the same time. The blush does not take away from the smile but rather extends it as the reason for blushing comes from deeper within. Or a smile that changes into a blush while remaining a smile to the lesser observant.

When she mentioned how positively I had made her feel after our lengthy, early morning chat, I felt this surge of pride that had me smushing uncontrollably.

by davric November 22, 2009

smushing snake

Slushing your Weiner against a window

Butters, stop smushing snake

by A7XAngelA7X666 December 28, 2016

smushing faces

When you're telling your friends about a time you necked on with a guy/girl but your friends are too immature so you need to use another term.

Yeah well me and Dan were smushing faces

by Jdknejwimeb July 31, 2017

name smushing

The practice of blending two names together to form a ship name.

Some name smushes are Bangel, Spuffy, LoVe, Clex, and Snarry. Harmony is a modified name smush.

Cutesy name smushing is annoying, but so are obscure pairing names like The Government Stole My Toad.

by zuffix January 1, 2009