Amy: Me and Ryan were smashing face last night, he bled all over me when I accidentally made his lip bleed with my teeth, twice!
Kitty: Was it fun?
Amy: Hell yea! It was the best we've ever had!
Kitty: Was it fun?
Amy: Hell yea! It was the best we've ever had!
by stop lock'n drop'm June 09, 2010
1.ugly ass broad 2.fugly male or female. 3.fubar face 4. a person so ugly that when they were born the doctor slapped the mother:0)
-your sis tried hooking me up with her friend but she has smash face!
-dudes never gonna get laid with that smash face:0(
-dudes never gonna get laid with that smash face:0(
by ddeeznuts August 06, 2006
by SnarfSnarfSnarf July 03, 2006
An intense adjective used to describe something pleasant or nice. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc. The complete opposite of "smashed ass."
I feel like smashed face.
Yummy, something smells like smashed face!!
Your dad looks like smashed face.
I feel like smashed face.
Yummy, something smells like smashed face!!
Your dad looks like smashed face.
Smashed face pertains:
feeling: I love you <3333
Smell: mmmm!! mom's home made baked cookies!!
appearance: Man!! is she hot or what?!
feeling: I love you <3333
Smell: mmmm!! mom's home made baked cookies!!
appearance: Man!! is she hot or what?!
by Caitlin13579 March 12, 2008
Pat: "Dude, i fel like shit. what happened last night?"
Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"
Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"
by vvalkyrie April 06, 2011
Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face
by Enrique February 05, 2005
by Delish900069 February 13, 2014