smashed

a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through

a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

smashed

to get piss drunk, often involving stumbling and incoherent speech

the other night we all got smashed at Tiffany's birthday party!

by PARTY October 20, 2002

Smashed

Had sex with, used in past tense.

Guy1: Did you see the Colts game?
Guy2: Nah I smashed your gf during it.
Guy1: ......

by Most Hated September 29, 2009

smashed

to be drunk

Dude, my mom was totally smashed last night.

by steph March 25, 2004

Smashed

A rather endearing term a male uses to tell a woman what he's going to do to her sexually. Usually rough sex.

'Guuurrrrl, your gona get seriously smashed tonight, let me tell you'
'I love it when you talk like that.'

'Am gona give your ass a good smashin, bitch'

by Jungle_Juice October 16, 2008

smashed

To be FUCKED off your head royally, after ripping down copious amounts of cones.

Man i was smashed stupid last night, i couldn't fuckin see straight!

by JuzzyDee October 28, 2003

Smashed

1. An object that's broken

2. Completely blind drunk

3. Instant mash potato

1. Guy- We were playing Placeball and I smashed my ma's best vase!

2. Guy- Jesus, everyone in Bristol on friday night were absolutely smashed!

3. Guy- Have you seen that crap ad for Smashed Mash potato?
Other guy- Why should I care?

by Jammers90 July 10, 2007