slupper

a crack whore you would still consider taking home for an evening meal with the parents.

This is my new slupper of a girl friend... she goes like a zyrtec.

by Jason_071 November 9, 2005

Slupper

A woman who is a slut and a slapper.

Man I'm so sick of Anna, she' such a slupper!

by mrpain November 1, 2008

Slupper cut

An upwards open palm slap delivered to the bottom of ones jaw. Derived from the combination of a slap and an upper cut.

"Do you want to get slupper cutted?! You best shut your mouth if not!"

by DINOmight November 15, 2009

arse slupper

someone who licks arse

a bird was suckin my nuts the next thing i knew she was slurpping my starfish and i thought what a dirty arse slupper.

by jaun karlos montoya June 25, 2006

slapperdoodle

A spontaneous event which is associated with wetness like a puppy licking your face. Could also be used to describe any kind of unexpected, yet warmly received, gesture. Can also be used sarcastically to describe either mishaps or actions which could result in a mishap like leaving a banana peel on the floor (e.g., "Bro, nice slapperdoodle in the kitchen! Clean that shit up.")

"Look at little Charlie playing with the puppy! Aw, he just got a slapperdoodle!"

"The slug left a bunch of slapperdoodles on the front porch."

"Just as the night was coming to an end, she pulled out some LSD from her purse. The universe was giving me slapperdoodle all day long!"

by drbone August 29, 2013

slippery

(adj) Used to describe a person who seems to have some type of sixth sense when it comes to not getting caught up in some illegal and/or immoral deeds. Very difficult, hard, and/or burdensome to catch, if at all; very slick, clever, and/or cunning.

Jerry was the most slippery son of a bitch in the neighborhood. When the police raided the pool hall last Friday everyone in that mother fucker was arrested and went to jail. Everyone that is except Jerry's slippery ass, mother fucker's charmed I tell you.

by Nikki Stixx March 1, 2020

Knee Slapper slong

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.

Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!

by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016