slovakian

Somebody who has to give a detailed geography lesson every time they are asked their genetic background.

Rupert: "So what ARE you?"
Patricija: "SLOVAKIAN!"
Rupert: "Ummm, so where exactly is that?"

by Charles the Villainous October 18, 2017

Slovakian Traffic Stop

A place for people to have large orgys consisting of high amounts of Slovakian Traffic Cone

Hey, this girl is holding a Slovakian Traffic stop you wanna go

by Osama bin commiting terrorism January 13, 2022

Slovakian Bricklayer

The act of busting a nut between a chick's tits, then holding them together until it hardens.

So this skamk asked me to tittyfuck her. I held out until she fell asleep, then I gave her the Slovakian Bricklayer.

by tbaggz31 February 17, 2010

slovakian extruder

A sex act ever the man is pounding the vagina and the woman proceeds to evacuate her bowels, timing it to inch out at each stroke

Dude, you wouldn't believe how nasty Heather is. She actually asked for the Slovakian extruder last night...there was shit all over when we go done!!

by Johnson diggle September 25, 2017

Slovakian Statue of Liberty

The act of giving someone a surprise enema while they are standing up. The victim must then remain as still as a statue - any movement will liberate the contents of their colon.

I gave my roommate a Slovakian statue of liberty as revenge for him never doing his damn dishes.

by Indy the Great January 16, 2019

Slovakian slip and slide

A woman goes down a slip and slide with her legs open while a man waits at the bottom to receive her vagina

That was one hell of a Slovakian slip and slide I didnt know a vagina could bleed that much

by dementedmitch March 4, 2015

Slovakian Jack and Jill

When you and a partner conjoin into one ball of sexual operations and do 69 whilst rolling down a hill.

Person 1: Yo you know Shaniqua over there?
Person 2: Yeah she's my sister, why?
Person 1: Oh shit haha I took her to Pride Rock and we tried the Slovakian Jack and Jill last night.
Person 2: That's my sister what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!

by IJustHaveABetterGamingChair March 4, 2021