Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

by Fucious March 12, 2015

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Snoopy's Nose Tits

Well-formed women's breasts, looking like the nose of cartoon dog Snoopy.

That cute woman had the best looking tits I've seen for a long time, they were virtual Snoopy's Nose Tits.

by Christmasy January 22, 2016

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Trump after his first 4 years of his presidency.

The majority of America will vote for Biden, because they don't want 'Putin's Sloppy Seconds'.

by TheImmortalARQ October 25, 2020

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The name used to describe girls or boys breasts which look like the fictional dog Snoopy's nose.

I took off my girlfriend's bra last night and she has a bad case of Snoopy's Nose Tits! She's now not my girlfriend.

by scenejane August 28, 2010

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When a guy goes down on a girl that slept with two or more guys that came inside her and tastes the other guys cum..

yo my boy went down on that chick and told me she tastes like a couple sloppy jose's

by pingo de oro September 8, 2011

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Giving blowjobs to a group of Matthews, either solo or with a number of people.

That girl at the bar offered to give us a bunch of Sloppy M's, which means Greg has to sit out... But he's a bro.

by Opieman20XX February 10, 2023

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When a girl gives you a blowjob really good and there is spit all over her face

by marycary May 29, 2017

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