signing

The art of stealing street/construction signs. Usually, any street sign is acceptable to take, however, it is an unspoken rule that signs such as "Hospital" or "In Memory Of" be left alone. Most people say it is unacceptable to take "Stop" signs, but if it's in a sparsely trafficed area, it is usually fine. Almost anything else is fair game. Some people hold contests to see who who is able to jack the funniest/rarest signs. This is a popular sport among the Hellraisers.

Hellraiser 1: Dude, I just jacked a Police Parking Only Sign while signing last night!

Hellraiser 2: You got balls man, but mine is funnier, it says, "Speed Humps Zone"! That one's goin' in my dorm for sure.

by TZR May 21, 2006

Signing

An urban sport that involves taking peoples house signs and making off with them.

Lets go signing

by Billhookboys April 14, 2009

Signing Madness

When an author promices to sign a very large amount of pre-ordered books in an ever decreasing amount of time.
Symptoms include bad fashion sense, increase puff levels, RSI, and stunted youtube videos. Sypmtoms fade once book is released and signing - the cause - also stops.

2011 John Green's promise to sign all copies of pre-ordered 'TFIOS' (The Fault In Our Stars). Now he has Signing Madness.

by Shortcut888 October 19, 2011

signing off

A term to describe the act of leaving an area, or agreeing with a project.

Contributor "Loxi" is permanently signing off from the Urban Dictionary today so she can concentrate on delivering her special brand of humor to the unsuspecting spouse, kids, and people in the neighborhood - and to allow other dictionary contributors to have their say.

Long may Urban Dictionary reign!

by Loxi July 23, 2009

Signing Cheques you can't cash

Making a promise that you have no realistic chance you can keep.

Jordy to Cheryl - I promise you will win a new car today.
Cheryl to Jordy - You're Signing Cheques you can't cash

by Rizzonator January 5, 2011

Signing Mo Vaughn

Hooking up with a chubby girl, in honor of Steve Phillips' worst decision as general manager, and his worst decision as ESPN analyst.

"Where'd Nick get to?" "Oh, he's upstairs with that fat girl, signing Mo Vaughn."

by it666 October 26, 2009

Signing yearbooks

Going to someone's house to make out or have sex. Usually used when it happens at the end of the school year.

Hey did you see Kim come out of Ron's house? I bet they were signing yearbooks

by Tim Al September 3, 2006