Shmooping

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)

Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar

by Dudes23 May 3, 2018

Shmooping

When you are about to fail a quiz and need notes to study last minute

Dude I was shmooping so hard list night

by Roly69 April 3, 2017

Shmooped

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

shmoop

a website that summarizes and analyzes books for lazy students who really dont want to do it themselves

dude, i really dont understand this book at all.
shmoop it.

by kdepasquo137 August 27, 2013

shmoop

an adjective used to describe something gross and foul and bad

kaden is so shmoopy

by shmoopypants April 19, 2022

Shmoop

the act of reading a summary of text off of the internet

Did u shmoop the english homework last night.
or
Everyone be quiet I am shmooping.

by TheAmbassador April 5, 2013

shmoop

term of endearment or pet name between annoying lovers who constantly PDA

does shmoopie want tuna-woonie?
aww. shmoopie.

by shmooperkins rodriguez May 29, 2003