Shitnut

the undigested protrusions in ones turd the day after consuming a bag of goobers.

Wow Joe that new guy took your parking spot you been parking in for the last 3 years.
Yea, what a shitnut

by joemama2011 March 5, 2011

shitnuts

When you wipe back to front, and get poop on your ballbag.

I got shitnuts now i have to pick it off with a Q-tip.

by Moose February 20, 2005

shitnuts

half-assed insult that doesn't make sense that suggests a person is half shit and half nuts.

go away you shitnuts

by jonathan lim March 13, 2004

shitnut

An insult someone,an implication of someone being homosexual

Eric,you little shitnut

by RAWR February 22, 2005

shitnut

the nut that is in a piece of shit

or an insult that can replace "shithead"

You're such a shitnut, dude.

by somesluttyguy December 21, 2006

Shitnuts

Shitnuts is the act of a man inserting his testicles into his partner's anus, specifically a dirty one. When the scrotum comes out, it should be covered in shit.

Greg: Man, I heard you tried shitnuts with Bianca last night
Tom: Yeah, so what? I like the creamy feeling.
Greg: Tom, that's absolutely foul.

by Dumbuss Cargleuss June 9, 2022

shitnut

The absolute boss. If you are lucky to know a shitnut you are in luck.They are one or a kind!Creative and most reckless people about.If your shitnut doesn’t own a 2 stroke he isn’t real!!

Hey, shitnuts got a 2 stroke the mad cunt.

by localcrackpot October 25, 2023