Shitflex

Shitflex or Shitflexing is to narcissistically brag to the point that you are shitting on someone or something completely unprompted. No one gives a shit.

“ I love being able to do whatever I want because I don’t have kids” , “Um ok cool shitflex”

by Carodizzle September 10, 2021

ShitFlix

When Netflix has a shit movie come out

I was watching Netflix and there new movies are a bunch of shitflix

by YeboiAzza July 17, 2019

shitflux

Horrible smelling burps or belches. As opposed to reflux.

(friend burps)
Dis niggas burp`s smell so bad...he must have a bad case of shitflux, already.

by theginth1 March 10, 2008

shiftlexia

An impairment of the ability to let go of the SHIFT key on a standard keyboard. This condition can be acute or accidental.

Acute SHIFTLEXIA examples:

"WTF! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?!? NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

Accidental shiftlexia examples:

"You n))b" instead of "You n00b"

by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez January 14, 2008

shitflix

Netflix

Yet another shit show from Shitflix

by Randomatique March 22, 2019

Shitflixing

Watching Netflix while using the restroom, most likely on your phone.

Yo, the other day I was shitflixing. I got through like three episodes of Bates Motel.

by ryannoyance April 13, 2017

Shitflix

A term that should be used whenever Netflix puts out a shit original.

"Hey did you the new Shitflix Original Thunder Force."

by RippidyRap April 30, 2021