Shimp 

A person who both ships two people, and simps for one of them as well.

Shelby is a shimp
Friend: I ship Wordgirl and Tobey, but simp for Tobey too
Me: Oh, your a shimp

Shimp by zesty hurdle girl March 13, 2022

shimp 

shrimp (like the sea creature 🍤 🦐 <— this thing) except it’s doesn’t have the 18th letter of the alphabet (r)

person 1: isn’t this video of thurstonwaffles the cat meowing for a shrimp really cute?
person 2: a what
person 1: a shrimp??
person 2: don’t you mean shimp??????? what the hell get with the times.

shimp by shrewgod November 10, 2019

Shimp 

A person that sells Sheep for sex. Usually to persons that get arousal from intercourse with sheep in the Scottish highlands.

Hey, do you know if there is a SHIMP up in Donside? im looking to hire a sheep for the night.

Shimp by Jonny Walker - Westhill Mafia September 29, 2018

shimp 

A she-pimp. A woman who sells out other women (or men) for sexual acts.

Stacey: "Where did Autumn disappear to?"
Aaron: "She's a shimp, she's probably checking up on her bitches."

shimp by AMmayhem October 19, 2005

Shimp 

A shimp is used to describe anything that really doesn't have a name but should, or you just can't think of the right word..

your in an operating room, and the surgeon asks you to give him a small piece of cloth, and he says "hey, pass me that shimp"

Shimp by The Captain Matty June 17, 2009

SHIMP 

Some Hoe I Might Plow

Dude look at that SHIMP over there.
Yeah man, she be lookin' damn fine. I'd plow that

SHIMP by Shimpmaster 101 September 11, 2011

Shimp 

v. To post and immediately like your own Facebook status/comments

Nic just shimped his status again.

Shimp by Snyz December 18, 2010