Schnap

To take a nap in school. Can be mistaken for a classy way of saying "snap".

School kid; oh wow Timmy is schnapping again.

(What it can be mistaken for)
School kid 2; he would want to wake up, and make it schnappy.

by MemeFalcon January 7, 2017

schnap

To express emotion, like "Holy Shit!" or "Wow!"

Holy schnap! That was off the hinges!

by Vandall March 15, 2005

schnap

- n. - Old fashioned term acting as a swear word; only the ghettoest of ghetto use this term

Schnap, da cops is on to us!

by Bensta December 28, 2005

schnap

Used to express surprise or astonishment. Derivative of "snap", as in "Oh, snap".

"Oh, schnap! Guess what I saw?"

by daboz April 28, 2003

schnap

the art of sitting on the crapper and taking a snooze, or more correctly... shitting and snoring.

I was disgusted and repulsed to find that my boss, in the stall next to me, had been taking a schnap-- to revive him, I quickly drew up mounds of t.p. accordingly, making a thunderous racket.

by malhill August 29, 2007

schnap

describes the period of time when, after a nice big lunch of mexican food, you retreat to the can and deuce while catching a few Z's, all while on the clock...

also defined as a "crapnap"

man, that la bamba's is hittin me, it's gonna one helluva schnap when we get back to the office...

by k-pack October 16, 2005

schnap

A thin, typically scrawny person.

"That kid's a schnap."

by Dave March 2, 2004