Schlep

The thick chunk of fecal matter that inexplicably remains stuck to the inside of one's thigh after a bad bout of diarrhea. Typically necessitates a shower, or, at the least, a new pair of underwear.

"You guys fuck or what, bro?"
"Fucking hell, man. She wanted to eat my ass, so I went to the bathroom to clean up. I used three rolls of paper, and as soon as I stood up, I felt a huge chunk of schlep down there."
"Hahaha, fuck man. What did you do?'
"I told her I was gay and left."

by David Acetay March 15, 2019

Schlep

A person who does the opposite of what they should or is being a huge douche, to the annoyance of those around them. An insult that is usually made between friends or to label a person a group of friends do not like.

That flid was such a schlep last night.

That schlep leaves his trash all over our place.

by SchlepMaster February 05, 2013

Schlep

Tired, lacking sleep, sleep

I'm so schlep rn.

I really need some schlep.

by Schlepman November 16, 2017

Schlep

To barely sleep / lightly sleep. (Schlept, Aschleep)

Tom was so damn stressed out about his exam, he schlept that night and could barely keep his eyes open the next day.

by i<3buttsecks223 February 19, 2015

schlep

A long and tiresome walk.
Origin: Yiddish.

It's a bit of a schlep from here to the shop.

by Jono March 27, 2005

schlepping

Carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band.

Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.

It's only called hauling if you have a road crew. Otherwise it's called schlepping.

by LordofthePing May 15, 2007

schlep

To carry, bring or otherwise transmit something which is difficult to move.

I'm not going to schlep that stack of papers all the way over here!

by The Grammar Nazi October 11, 2001