sand vagina

A sand vagina is much like a regular vagina but instead the flesh is replaced by sand, do not head south of the clitoris on a sand vagina, or you'll find yourself at the pee hole and thats just not fun. If you somehow get bored with the sand vigina, you can keep moving south, there you will find the corn hole, just remember, what goes in, must come out

Hey Look! over there, on the bay!
Its a Sand Vagina thats wants to play!
So jump in friend you good ol' pal!
Or everyone will call you a homosexual!
- Ben (props to Jackass)

by Cool Man (Ben) May 08, 2005

sand vagina

the most enourmas vagina in the world made completely out of sand

I fell into a sand vagina just the other day, I didnt want to go inside of it but my friends they called me gay

by ScarryLarry October 07, 2003

sand in the vagina

A really pissed off girl .
All girls who are in a bad mood.

Nadja has sand in the vagina.

by Bari February 12, 2005

sand in the vagina

A metaphor describing someone who complains a lot or who is given to whining.

Andy: "But guys!...I don't want to go to Bennigans, their food gives me the runs!"
Carl: "Quit acting like a little bitch with sand in the vagina!"
Tina: "Yeah, here's a douche!"

by St Crab July 05, 2006

sand in the vagina

This phase can be applied to men as well. i.e. A man who complains constantly or who has a pissy expression in his face.

Example: That guy is bitching about everything, he must have sand in the vagina.

by BAMFclops November 28, 2009

sand in the vagina

itchness experianced by the female species when sand enters the female pubic region

just been to the beach and got sand in my block its ichty

by sweenal April 05, 2005

sand-in-the-vagina

when the giner is a bit sandy, for various reasons

Damn yo, I've got crazy sand-in-the-vagina, i don't know what to do about it.

by kdub September 22, 2003