sofa king 

A 'friendly' way to say "so fucking".

"Dag, yo! I am sofa king high!"
"I could jump off a cliff, I'm sofa king bored..."
"I'm sofa king stoned..."
"You're sofa king stupid!"

sofa king by Anonymous June 28, 2003

sofa king 

A great drunking bar trick. To get someone to make a fool of themselves by having them repeat a set of words out loud quickly.

Eye M Sofa King We Todd Did

sofa king by Sir DorkALot April 20, 2005

sofa king 

in translation meaning so fuckin'

Joe: You're reatarded. Sofa King Retarded

sofa king by Cooky December 3, 2007

Sofa King 

Another way to say 'so fucking'.
Or, just a really cool display name on myspace.

ie: Sofa King Cool

Ashley: hey, look at that Brad's the Sofa king.

Brad: No dipshit. Think about it.

Sofa King by asdfghjk21sofaking September 30, 2009

sofa king 

one who rules the couch

The sofa king made Tommy sit on the floor.

sofa king by tazdiablo February 7, 2009

Sofa King 

1. An adverb used to stress the cool factor of something. (so fucking)

2. A noun meaning the bomb.

1. John: (Pulls up in his Pimp My Ride car)
Paul: "Damn John, your new street car is sofa king sweet!"

2. Paul: "Now you have the sofa king of California!"

Sofa King by Eric N. September 1, 2005

Sofa king 

The male version of a pillow princess. Like a pillow princess, a sofa king can be straight, bi, or gay. Both pillow princesses and sofa kings are selfish in bed.

Louise: I was interested in Kevin until I found out he was a sofa king. I don’t mind being on top, but I would never be with a guy who doesn’t eat me out.

Sofa king by nutella137 November 16, 2020