SMITF

SMITF-Shoot Me In The Face. Something is so ridiculously unbearable, and socially retarded, that it makes you want to end your misery, and awkwardness.OR something is just b/s, and you'd rather be shot in the face than listen to something so ridiculous.

-"did you see what sara was wearing today?"
~"OH my gah, SMITF!"

-"Sorry I don't think we should see e/o anymore, i want to be friends. cuz well i'm gay"
~"Shoot me in the face."

by Ig-E January 9, 2007

SMITF

Abbreviation for "Shoot me in the face." Generally, this phrase should be applied when a moment has surpassed the classification of "FML," and has now reached the point where being shot in the face appears better than carrying out the moment in question.

-OMG, that report is due tomorrow and I have to do it all tonight! SMITF!

-Do you wanna go see the new Matt Damon movie?
-Oh dear Jesus, SMITF.

-"Honey! Will you go take the trash to the curb please?"
-How much is there?
-"Well we had that party last week, so a pretty good amount."
-"Ughhhhhhhhhh, SMITF!

by bondtheater August 24, 2010

shitfuckingasshole

A person who is widely thought of as a most incredible and unparalleled asshole.

Without a doubt you should divorce that shitfuckingasshole.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2018

shitfacedbook

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.

Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."

by stacks121 December 9, 2008

Shitfuckery

1. An extreme degree of nonsense, especially when coming from an authoritative figure.

2. Bullshit

I can't deal with this bureaucratic shitfuckery anymore.

by Skip Residue July 23, 2010

shitfacested

shitfacested is a combination of shitfaced and wasted creating shit-face-sted meaning extremely intoxicated or inebriated beyond recognition.

"Damn, that dude was so shitfacested that he didn't even know his own name after that keg party!"

by shitfacested October 10, 2011

Shitflake

The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.

I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.

by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004