Abbreviation for "Shoot me in the face." Generally, this phrase should be applied when a moment has surpassed the classification of "
FML," and has now reached the point where being shot in the face appears better than carrying out the moment in question.
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OMG, that report is due tomorrow and I have to do it all tonight!
SMITF!
-Do you wanna go see the new Matt Damon movie?
-Oh dear Jesus,
SMITF.
-"Honey! Will you go take the trash to the curb please?"
-How much is there?
-"Well we had that party last week, so a pretty good amount."
-"Ughhhhhhhhhh,
SMITF!
