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Being filled with more penis than an anus or vagina can handle.
"Barry's dick is too big for you, you'll get skewered."
by TSistgebestinthebusiness February 3, 2014
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"Puts down mail flag on enemy's house"
You say "HA SKEWERED"
by Fagnig March 2, 2017
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a douchebag that lives on the internet, most notably the Sharethebrutality forum (stb) - lives on validating himself by being a cunt and claiming to be some kind of metal guru and being an uber elite "metalhead" douchebag.
Oh look, Skewered is being a transparent cunt again .. Let's laugh at him.
by Shitiot August 26, 2013
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skewered spider monkey

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A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.
Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though
by adfsafewqg February 19, 2008
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Skewered Ox

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Sexual position in which two guys kneeling, facing each other, girl between them: one cock in mouth, and the other in the vag. The trick is, that the girl must be curled up in fetal position, and the two guys must hold her whole weight by the sheer force of their erected penis.

For added difficulty - set a campfire under the bitch, and turn her around slowly, as a skewered ox on a barbecue party.
Dude, Jim and I hooked up with that drunk girl last night and ran the skewered ox on her.
by achaholic December 6, 2011
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Sewered

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To metaphorically throw someone under the bus(screw them over).
Johnny sewered jessica with the divorce
by Dirtydan1516 May 16, 2018
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aka. Scared.

To be afraid or terrified of something or someone.
"you actin' all skeered"
by whyt boy May 13, 2005
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