SHG ships 

A mediocre shipping account for Sacred Heart-Griffin High school that has lazy and outdated photo editing.

Amy: "Did you see SHG ships, the new SHG shipping account?"
Markie Mark: "Yeah it's pretty mid if I'm being honest..."

SHG ships by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021

SHG 

Catholic school in central Illinois known for its slutty girls, questionable football recruiting maneuvers, and sub-par basketball team.

Juan: "Dude, SHG's gonna buy me a car if I play football for them!"

Oscar: "That sure doesn't seem very Catholic to me."

SHG by Public School is Cool June 28, 2008

SHG 

the most hypocritical school in the state of Illinois. most recently known for firing a gay teacher.

that shg administration is homophobic asf!

SHG by SHS CLASS OF 2021 November 25, 2020

SHG 

A Catholic school Composed of four primary groups.

1. Guys who suck peanut butter off the football teams goal posts.

2. Football players who like spending money on steroids and peanut butter.

3. Stoners who base their entire personality on talking about how much weed they smoke.

4. Girls made of 100% real plastic.

Their Natural habitat is Sonic where they go to drink UV and play gay music.

They are also often spotted in Pizza Machine talking to their bros about how sexy their friend's girlfriend is while he is in the bathroom. (SHG can be referred to as a watered down version of Jersey Shore. Sadly, the only thing most of them would find insulting about that is the watered down part.)

Avoid being anywhere below upper class in their presence or you will receive a severe smugging.

Middle Class Kid 1: Dude why aren't you sitting down?
Middle Class Kid 2: I paid for a McChicken with all quarters in front of a marauding tribe of SHG students and they smugged me so bad I got a hemorrhoid.

SHG by Señor Funnyas Shit July 12, 2011

SHG parking police 

A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.

Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."

SHG parking police by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021

SHG caught dreamin 

An Instagram account that posts pictures of kids who have been caught taking a snooze at SHG. Fastest growing sleeping account on the internet.

Michael: "Did you see that picture of you on the SHG caught dreamin Instagram account?"
Teddy: "NO! Why is it always me?"

SHG caught dreamin by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021

SHG 

an acronym for sussy henry also called HG

oi, SHG ya gronk

SHG by WayyBah April 3, 2022