Ritz

A portmanteau of rib and tits. Often accompanied by back-boobs.

Check out the ritz on that Walmart shopper!

by Harold.Knutczak March 26, 2019

Ritz

(verb) to fix something, (normally in a hospitality venue), but in a really tacky, down-market or shoddy way. Often done using gaffer tape (aka Ritz tape), or just by trying to carefully arrange the malfunctioning object so it looks vaguely passable for use in the workplace, or with customers.
(adjective) something that has been Ritzed, or has the appearance of having been Ritzed, ie is rickety or broken or just hanging together by a thread.

(Derived from an ironic reference to the high-class Ritz chain of hotels).

Cory: "Hey Nick, another one of these damn trestle tables has splintered, check out this big chunk that some derro ripped off"
Nick: "Doesn't matter man, we need to get this all sorted. Ritz that shit up"
Cory: "With gaffer?"
Nick: "Yeah man. It's in the safe."

(later)
Cory: "All done mate"
Nick: "Nice. That shit is hella Ritzy".

by Ritzmaster Nick February 13, 2008

Ritz

Apart from crackers, style or wiggers, this word can also be uttered by disappointed or ungrateful persons. It's a simpler way of saying 'big deal', 'so what?', 'Is that all there is?'.

Deek stared with incredulity at the meal set before him. In the dead centre of a plate, the size of a small coffee table, lay one solitary dod of potato salad.
"Ritz", he rumbled.

by chris wheelie April 30, 2005

Ritz

Ritz is a very sexy girl with a big but 🤤

Everyone falls for her

Ritz is sexy

by Hecha May 3, 2021

Ritz

Refers to Velvet Code on a Saturday Night.

Ritzing it up in London.

by isawthesign February 21, 2010

Ritz

The most radical rat ever, so rad in fact that it overcomes biggie cheese

the #1 coolest rat ever is Ritz

by KitOdin April 22, 2021

Ritz

Ritz ;

A pretty awesome girl or boy, known for how cool and how smart the person is, Ritz is somebody who when faces danger either panics ALOT or doesn't give a damn at all.

ritz: I bet Ritz obviously didn't type this himself.

by ritzy boi :) October 16, 2021