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A QCatch is a QR code that is dynamic. A QCatch owner can change their QR code content at any time.

Never know what you'll catch upon scanning a QCatch.

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Qwatch

a vaginal orifice used as a cum catcher that reeks of raw sewage
mike: hey ryan, how was last night with that whore stephanie?

ryan: her name should be more like stuffanie, cuz she had a smellier qwatch then the LA river, the day after taco tuesday
by soft and simple June 28, 2011
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Qwatch

Qwatch - also known as eye boogers - is an accumulation of semi-dried mucus that forms near the area of one's eyes. It occurs when an individual wakes up from a long sleep, just to feel a ball of squishy sludge hanging from their eyelashes. It also occurs when someone has hay fever or a type of illness that causes their eyes to water profusely. If left unattended, it will moisten up and cling onto your eye whites, temporarily blocking your vision slightly. When you blink, they tend not to go.

Although qwatch is beneficial for trapping dirt in the eye, it does not look very appealing. Hence why it's on the infamous list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you (eg. Dried spit or food stuck in one's teeth).

Qwatch can be rolled out and rubbed onto surfaces like boogers from your nose. They are small enough to be undetected and pose no serious threat when rubbed on walls. However, be careful not to shake someone's hand and be especially careful that your fingers are clean when rolling the qwatch out.
"Damn, Tyrone. Man has got bare Qwatch in his eyes. Wash your face, blud."
by CowboyMisterEg January 2, 2022
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quatch

A term used to describe someone who has embarrassed themselves. Either through action or speech. An example would be one someone trips over their own feet or other acts of embarrassment.

One particular person in history who is a quatch is Christopher Columbus. He sailed to South America and thinking he was in India, he called the natives, "Indians"

Can be used as a noun verb or adjective:

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Dustin: I just dropped my cell phone in the lake!
Kal: What a quatch.

James: I always trip over that one stair in my house.
Emma: You're such a quatch.
by greenshirt July 19, 2012
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Quatchesco

When Trees explode.

The king of the foreign Clouds
The forests quatchesco in 1972, cause it to explode.
The Quatchesco demanded order from the kids.
by RedFinger221 February 4, 2022
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Quatchet

1) she aint a ratchet she a quatchet.
by awalkingparadox September 3, 2012
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Quatchle

Penis fart. Also commonly referred to as a man-queef.
"Did you just fart?" "No, actually that was a quatchle."
by J-Fizzle 88 April 5, 2007
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