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Postedized

A commonly used term in the NBA. Used between players and through the announcers to mean "Destroyed" or "Dominated"

Suppsivly invented through a backyard game of basketball in Tennessee
Will got postedized by Brett!
by brettliketrains October 23, 2012
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Posterize Moisturize

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.
A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!
by Halabtsi November 2, 2016
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posterize

a Basketball term meaning to embarrass some one usually while slamming the ball over them. It refers to the guy whos being dunked on in basketball posters.
by j-la August 22, 2003
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Porterized

Throwing shade on a nuclear level over an inept person for the world to witness.
The truth seeking hero PORTERIZED the stupified idiot until Oreos flew out his mouth.
by Veddergirl May 7, 2020
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posterized

A slang term depicting a play in basketball. In said play, a player dunks the ball over top or in front of another player, making a play so picturesque that it may appear on a poster, hence the term, posterized.

Some players may have their own versions of this, such as Greg Ostertag of the Sacramento Kings. When someone is 'posterized' by Ostertag, they are 'Osterized'. This pay is known as 'dirty' and 'ugly' and is generally unwanted throughout the NBA.
a) Yo man! VC just posterized the Pistons! Ben Wallace, you's a poster!

b) (taken from live stat tracking)

3:44 4th - G. Ostertag dunks the ball.
3:44 4th - Officials timeout for audience to throw up in bathroom.
by Uncle Ben November 29, 2004
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Posterized

Term in Basketball when one player dunks emphactally on an opposing player or in their face.
French center Frederic Weiss became the ultimate definition of posterized in history by Vince Carter of team USA in the 2000 Sydney Olympics.
by Smitty69 February 19, 2013
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Porterized

Someone that where's tight shirts, does over a 100 arm curls a day and murders music.
That was a really good song who the fuck porterized it
by Peter Whitewhitewhite May 5, 2020
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