Pooptext

(Verb) The act of sending text messages to others while defecating.

(Noun) A text message sent to another while you yourself are actively engaged in the act of defecating.

(Verb) At the rest area, bob decided to pooptext his entire contact list.

(Noun) Jim had trouble not guffawing as he received a pooptext from bob during the important office meeting.

by Just bob with a lower case "b" March 7, 2009

poop text

n. a text message made to a friend either during the act or after of taking a poop. usually done to explain the experience or finished product of a defecation

know now that this is a poop text. i just took the greatest poop of my life. not only was it huge but 3 distinct colors of the rainbow were represented.

by dommysalami August 9, 2010

pooptxt

A msg that is sent to you while the sender is taking a crap, because he/she has nothing better to do (usually a friend).

Same can be done with any other communication device, such as ASUS EEE. (poopEEE)

"POOPTXT! hey what you up to?'

reply:

'Why do you only txt me when youre taking a dump?'

by naughtynightelf2 June 29, 2009

poopexting

Texting while you poop.

While I waited for the shower to warm up, I was poopexting my friends.

by Ladhra May 30, 2014

Pooplextion

When you eat so much crappy ass food that you can’t shit for days and then you get dirty ass zits on your face.

Roy: You look like you are going through puberty again.

Rachel: Nope. That’s just my pooplextion, Roy.

by Denim Allis May 18, 2018

Poop Text

Composing a text message whilst sitting on the toilet

Mr. X goes to the toilet every day at 9.38am. He then proceeds to poop text for the next fourteen and a half minutes.

by Bog Watcher February 11, 2010

poop text

Sending emails via text message capable cell phone.

Please don't poop text my work email, my boss got pissed.

by angusthefuzz November 6, 2007