pooptxt

A msg that is sent to you while the sender is taking a crap, because he/she has nothing better to do (usually a friend).

Same can be done with any other communication device, such as ASUS EEE. (poopEEE)

"POOPTXT! hey what you up to?'

reply:

'Why do you only txt me when youre taking a dump?'

pooptxt by naughtynightelf2 June 29, 2009

pooptote 

An inconsiderate bow legged freak who tries to kiss you and has a flute jammed down his throat.

On the first day of school i went to my first period P.E., i assumed it would br fine i liked my teacher and had some friends in it. Then i noticed this kid gawking at me,a nd after class i went to my locker and started changing, while my pants were off he tried to kiss me. pooptote.

pooptote by TheProcrastinaters January 23, 2011

Pooptext

(Verb) The act of sending text messages to others while defecating.

(Noun) A text message sent to another while you yourself are actively engaged in the act of defecating.

(Verb) At the rest area, bob decided to pooptext his entire contact list.

(Noun) Jim had trouble not guffawing as he received a pooptext from bob during the important office meeting.

Pooptext by Just bob with a lower case "b" March 7, 2009

pooptato 

1. a shit that looks eerily similar to a potato
2. a potato that looks distinctly like a shit

Guy: "Ugh, remember those potato skins from t.g.i. fridays?....MISTAKE. It looked like a pooptato going in, and looked like one going out. Should have seen that one coming."

pooptato by shancellor August 1, 2009

pooptitious 

The act of feeling lowsy or not being in the mood to do something that would normally be fun; being in a poopy mood

I felt pooptitious, so I decided not to go into work.

pooptitious by KC Discenza December 12, 2008

pooptition 

a pooptition is a political poop user

johnny: bro did you see that bob became the new pooptition
ligma: what the fuck is a pooptition bitch
johnny: a political poop user you dumbass
ligma: fuck you

pooptition by ur kinda,,,, September 30, 2021

poopexting 

Texting while you poop.

While I waited for the shower to warm up, I was poopexting my friends.

poopexting by Ladhra May 30, 2014