Ploader

Ploader is a term for a cock that is abnormally formed and ugly to look at.

Don’t go out with Jared I hear he has a Ploader.

by VinceNeilMotleyCrue December 7, 2025

Plowder

To "plowder", or the act of "plowdering"

Is the act of pushing through dingleberries to create a clear unobstructed path for the erect falace. This happens prior to dirty anal penetration.

Jeff "how was it?"
Tom "there was a lot to plowder down there"
Jeff "ohh... Shitty man... unless you're into that"
Tom "I've seen things"

by Hawk2 February 3, 2023

plouder

A proud and loud mother who incorrectly thinks that everyone within earshot (and beyond) wants to hear the "adorable" conversation she is having with her small, "precious" child. Plouders are particularly prevalent on airplanes.

"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her daughter about clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."

by hodag1966 January 31, 2014

Plonder

The thing you say, when a big polish man with hair that looks like the barcode on the back of your milk, begins spitting vodka droplets on your face when telling you about this squirrel he ran over.

Oh yeah he might’ve stole your kidney.

“Oi Plonder get a better hair cut you vodka drinking, squirrel killing, rat strangling, kidney stealing. Plonder!”

by NotAllwyn November 4, 2020

ploaker

One who ploaks

"Oh Jim, You're such a ploaker"

by Mark Sev May 17, 2006

plodder

person who plods, esp one who works in a slow and persevering but uninspired manner

Geez that dude is a plodder

by PenaltyPuller September 21, 2020

pleadership

A leader that can't seem to make a decision until he asks everyone's opinion.

Obama exhibited great pleadership in his Syrian speech

by deathcache September 23, 2013