planting a potato

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017

Urban Planning

Something that does not exist on the North American continent.

Canadian: Wow, I can't believe it takes me 30 minutes a day just to drive to work!
American: If you think hard, I have to go 45 minutes on road to anywhere!
Mexican: You guys have roads!?

North Americans together: Oh yeah we don't have urban planning...

by Дecca March 17, 2021

planningly

plan·ning·ly adv.

With or by good planning.

From "planning": the cognitive process of thinking about what you will do in the event of something happening

cf. luckily, often incorrectly used instead.

Planningly, when the server died (as servers do from time to time), we had a current backup. Luck had nothing to do with it.

by Paul McGowan June 10, 2005

Planning a diarrhea

"Planning a diarrhea" is a humorous way of referring to a planned sick leave from work, especially when it's not backed by actual sickness, but rather to spend paid sick days for things other than sickness.

Diarrhea is used as an excuse for the leave, as it's cumbersome enough to keep one from leaving home, warrants little explanation, and may not require a doctor's note to justify the sick day, as it can go away on its own.

* So, are you working on Tuesday?

** Nah. I'm planning a diarrhea for that day. Got stuff to do at home.

by Abarbarea August 29, 2022

involuntary planking

Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)

Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!

by Snackface October 21, 2011

epicurean planking

the act of taking pictures of your food, no matter how disgusting or appetizing it looks, and posting it on social networking sites because you feel that others need to see what you're eating.

Gloating over the fact that he was eating Italian food in Italy while his friends were back home eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli, John decided to annoy his friends with a little epicurean planking.

by der Sonnenschein December 19, 2011

Panning for Butt Nuggets

A euphamistic expression that makes the chore of cleaning the cat litter seem more enjoyable

There's feline gold buried in these parts. I reckon you could strike it rich panning for butt nuggets.

by Tumbleweed April 10, 2004