"Dude, the judge totally didn't have enough evidence to prove I killed that guy."
"No way dude, you totally just pulled a Pistorius."
"No way dude, you totally just pulled a Pistorius."
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person 1: Hi
person 2 in some weird voice: you have drugs?
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person 2: What am I?
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person 2: What's a Pistorius?
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person 2: What am I?
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