Phelping

Smoking cannabis out of a glass pipe.

-Hey wanna go phelping this weekend?
-Dude I was so messed up, I was Phelping all weekend.

by Stephen Kendall February 4, 2009

Phelping

When you cum inside a girl and she laughs - then she squirts out a bit of your semen from her vagina.

We were chilling in bed, I tickled her and she just started phelping all over the place.

by Petey Woodpeck December 28, 2017

Phelping

The physical act of orally removing water from a partner's anus that has been forcefully injected due to an unskillful and unclenched cliff jump.

After Veronica jumped off that huge cliff with her unclenched buttocks, Mark was phelping her for 2 hours just to get it all out.

by splattersday March 5, 2011

Phelped

1)When someone takes a pic or video of you in a copromising situation and publishes it to the net or media.

2)ALTERNATE MEANING: Taking a really big hit from a bong.

1) Michael Phelps got phelped when someone at the party took a pic of him hitting a bong and sold the picture to the media.

2) Yo that dude just phelped that bong!

by menendez a.k.a. erock-stallion February 6, 2009

Phelps

1. (verb) - the act of farting during anal sex.

2. (noun) - Fred Phelps.

Well damn. I think Fred Phelps just phelped.

by PartOfTheNation September 21, 2011

Phelps

1. (verb) - The act of farting during anal sex.

2. (noun) - Fred Phelps

Fred phelps, which is disgusting.
or
I heard Fred phelps. so I'm never having sex with him

by dwarrel September 22, 2011

Phelps

Smoking an entire, full bowl of marijuana in one hit.

That guy must be a swimmer because he just phelpsed that whole bowl!

I packed this bowl so fat, there's no way you can phelps it.

by G Dun February 10, 2009