perplex

Bleeding out of the ass while taking a shit

I was very perplexed yesterday while the blood flowed out of my ass

by Evan Pettit April 9, 2003

perplexcuse

An excuse so confusing the listener becomes exasperated and relents against own better judgement

How did you manage to avoid being grounded? I gave my mom a top 10 perplexcuse. She is still shaking her head...

by mcgobri April 29, 2015

Perplexified

When a nigga straight ponderin'

Dom: ay what'd she say
Miles: she sending dick pics bigger than mine..
Tommy:Get perplexified

by perplexified May 18, 2019

Perplexigon

noun, verb, adjective
Something that is over-complicated. Something becomes complex as a result of over-thinking, obsessing and evaluating.

Perplexigon, Perplexigate

ex. (noun) We were trying to figure out the best way to get to Baskin Robbins for some of those scrumptious 31 flavors, and it became this crazy perplexigon.

ex. (verb) No need to perplixigate this, we all agree Gerald is a dork-face omega.

ex. (adj) That house looks perplexigon, does that guy think he's Frank Lloyd Wright?

by DK Lounge June 18, 2009

perplexing

1)a word smart people use to say "baffling" or for people with weak vocabulary: "shocking".

We have no school tomorrow, how perplexing.

by Jrididnskkaodhajaojjxjdjsjjaf January 28, 2014

perpexior

A person who dominates the top spot of most of the games in a given speedrun category.

He's the perpexior of Minecraft parkour, he has the world records for nearly all of the speedruns!

by HyperKNF July 4, 2023

perplexual

Someone who is confused about all the -sexuals: Asexual, Bisexual, Demisexual, Grey-A, Heterosexual, Homosexual, Pansexual, etc.

Someone wrote online that they are "demisexual". I wrote that I had never heard that term; I'm perplexual.

by broknsymetry September 19, 2018