by Chip-Shop Welch June 17, 2008
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by ererueru July 21, 2020
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An exercise program most notably done by Opal Crankshaft. Done in a mirror in order to maintain the 'perky' expression on Opal's face.
Opal: Hey Martha, your face is sagging. You've got to do some perkies!
Martha: What the heck are perkies? I've never heard of that in all my 70 years.
Amos: Ten hut! A little facial PT, huh?
Opal: Yeah, you should try this. You're gonna love it! I do it all the time.
Amos: Might as well. If it's gonna make Martha look good it might make me look good too!
Martha: What the heck are perkies? I've never heard of that in all my 70 years.
Amos: Ten hut! A little facial PT, huh?
Opal: Yeah, you should try this. You're gonna love it! I do it all the time.
Amos: Might as well. If it's gonna make Martha look good it might make me look good too!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 18, 2010
Get the Perkies mug.Noun/Verb: The work out designed by Tony Perkis, a character in the movie heavyweights who is played by Ben Stiller.
by ULTRA PI PI April 19, 2010
Get the perkiscizing mug.Unbearably cold, usually induced by a sudden change in temperature i.e jumping into a freakin' plunge pool in the arctic.
Bear Grylls: THIS is going to be chilly perkins *dives into epically cold waters*
Eskimo boy#1: Man, it's chilly Perkins out here!
Eskimo boy#2: Knows it bro! I think my nipples just fell off!
Eskimo boy#1: Man, it's chilly Perkins out here!
Eskimo boy#2: Knows it bro! I think my nipples just fell off!
by Hurley665 July 20, 2009
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Guy: Did you hear about that gang that got completely wiped out the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Jeffery Perkins’ gang rolled up on them.
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Jeffery Perkins’ gang rolled up on them.
by Wormdog September 17, 2020
Get the Jeffery Perkins mug.Perkins is the name given for a Mack, Gigalo, Player or Pimp of extraordinary magnitude! A Perkins has control over females of all ages, races, cultures, genres, and socio-economic backgrounds.
A Perkins is not just Workin' his game...he's Perkin' his game! He's internationally known, nationally recognized, and locally accepted!
A Perkins is not just Workin' his game...he's Perkin' his game! He's internationally known, nationally recognized, and locally accepted!
Guy 1: A Gigalo can get all the rich bitches to pay for it. A Player can get all the young bitches to beg for it. A Mack has control over FINE bitches of various backgrounds. A Pimp turns bitches into Ho's for dough.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I know a guy who can do all of that at the drop of a hat! He's a true Perkins!!!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I know a guy who can do all of that at the drop of a hat! He's a true Perkins!!!
by Knowledge Doctor May 25, 2008
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