Penule

a rare affliction in which the recipients penis begins to swing like a pendulum, which can only be resolved by applying copius amounts of monkey semen to the effected area

i was out in town last night, but i had to head home as i got a phat penule!

by Ocelot36 August 8, 2009

penule

noun (peen-yool)
A phallus.

Even though Diglett is just one lowly penule, he can evolve into, not two, but three penules!

by Aethertigris December 8, 2023

Penile Exile

When you sell your house and/or get fired from your janitor job but still continue to give money and support to a younger woman who does not fuck you and even squanders the resources on her playfully abusive ex boyfriends.

Well let's just say M & M were on permanent penile exile from the other M.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

penile picasso

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.

"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."

by theunknownone September 25, 2005

penbleeder

Someone who writes a lot (coined by novelist Brian Celio)

The young penbleeder spent ten hours writing yesterday.

by wrenchinthegears September 15, 2009

Penelesexual

Penelesexual means that you are attracted to Penelope Park from Legacies. She is basically a sexuality, and you’re gay and head over heels for her ;)

“hey! what’s your sexuality?”
“oh, i’m penelesexual”

by -aly March 18, 2019

Penile Fracture

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman

Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018