Nurgling

A Nurgling is a tiny, mischievous daemon, resembling a chubby miniaturized version of Johnn Wayne Gacy, the notorious serial killer. They normally appear in large numbers.

Occasionally, very stupid people who like to prod and poke Nurglings will become infested with them, where they will live in gaping wounds and orifices on the victim's body; when the person comes under attack, these Nurglings will jump out and ravage the attacker, in attempts to defend their "home".

by Professor Frapperdapp August 26, 2009

Nurgling

A Nurgling is a dwarfishly diminutive bitter beastling of a former malaria manlet and the end-stage devolution of a microscopically minuscule murloc manlet. While suffering from a particularly severe case of sunburn, fin rot and completely confused by his manletism-induced small man syndrome, the petite and effeminate murloc manlet puts himself into a self-hypnotic dwarven trance and, in his high-pitched and squeaky-voiced manletspeak, chants "Short people got no reason!", before finally drifting off into a childlike sleep and eventually awakening as a subhumanly stunted, little Nurgling to henceforth dualistically and eternally worship his two Gods, father figures and heroes: Nurgle and the formidably illustrious, six-foot tall magnificent manmore and musical mastermind Randy Newman.

Manmore 1: Lol, did you just see that silly, little sissy manlet fall right through the drainage grates over there? Manmore 2: I sure did. Unfortunately, due to his ant-like size, the high heels wearing Homunculus probably survived the to him lengthy fall completely unscathed. Manmore 1: Then that preposterously puny, misanthropic manlet of a Nurgling abomination can get comfortable down there because I'm certainly not going to help the petite and petulant Little Napoleon in any way! Manmore 2: Hahahahaha! Me neither. Manlets BTFO.

by ManletDepreciator October 14, 2024

snurg nurgling

:verb:to snurg nurgle

1. to motor boat someones taint
2. to guzzle, gulp, or munch something with gusto

1. Dave: Hey you got some stuff on your nose there, Bob
Bob:Oh snap! I guess i forgot to wash my face this morning
Dave: Hmm...looks like you were up all night snurg nurgling
Bob: I am not ashamed

2. Lucielle:MANDY! COme help me move this couch!
Mandy: I can't right now, lemme finish snurg nurgling this mango. I'll be there in a sec.

by Dolphin Artemesia January 11, 2008

Snerd Nurgling

The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower ntestine with your dick. Really popular with the lavender boys,

"Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd"...

by Womanizer August 31, 2003

snurg nurgling

motor-boating someones taint and eating out their ass with whipped cream or other tasty confections

Dave: you got something on your nose there, Bob
Bob: oh snap! I forgot to wash my face
Dave: looks like you were up all night snurg nurgling!
Bob: I am not ashamed

by Dolphin Artemesia January 10, 2008

Snerd Nurgling

The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower intestine with your dick. Really popular with the lavender boys.

"Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd"...

by Mike February 27, 2004

nurdling

Putting your feet under someone's butt to keep them warm.

Mark: "Were you and Tom just nurdling?"
Jasmine: "You mean putting you feet under someone's butt to keep them warm?"
Mark: "Yep!"
Jasmine: "Oh, then yeh!"

by Rosley Frossi March 14, 2016