No. Just no.

Uttered when something someone says is nonsensical or just plain stupid.

The phrase was originally invented by me before becoming popular.

Random dude 55: OMG, rock band 31I$4A is sooo coool!!!
Me: No. Just no.

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

Just Just

Barely Legal. Taken from two definitions of the word Just.

Definition 1: Barely; by a narrow margin; within a brief period of time; only; merely

Definition 2: Legal; legitimate; guided by justice; in accordance with standards; right; lawful; proper

Man 1: “You’d better stay away from her, or you’ll end up in jail!”
Man 2: “No worries, I checked her out. She’s Just Just!”

by Politic Ric June 2, 2010

justed

To have your spirit and physical being crushed into a state of submission. To have your life ruined beyond repair.

American men tend to get justed hard after a divorce.

by bigguyforyou4221 April 23, 2018

Just Not

A TPOT team name that was chosen accidentally

“Yeah, we’re Just Not

by TPOTFAN February 7, 2021

justed

Gettin absolutely rekt.

Buying into a coin at the ATH and then u brendan fraiser into crying jordan - JUSTed

by BUY_INTO_GEMS_ICO January 10, 2018

this just in

This Just In is a phrase told by anchormen when an important piece of news has just arrived while on the air.

This just in.

by Hamidj21 January 31, 2016

Just no

1. an expression of mild shock or disgust.

2. said in a less assertive manner it can be used when you can't be bothered to say anything else.

1. person a, "I think I might be tempted to put marmite on this pizza, and then rub it on my face."

person b, "Just no."

2. person a, "Do you think that global warming is having a cumulitave effect on the way we are living today, or that media hype is exadurating the situation?"

person b, "Just no."

by mayhem666 March 16, 2008