Natalie Portman

Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase.

Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.

'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.

Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.

I'd give Natalie Portman one between the jewbs, nan, but I'd be doing her a fucking favour.

by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007

Natalie Portman

from ancient hebrew, meaning 'goddess who walks among us.'

she's the only goddess i worship

by speeedracer July 23, 2003

Natalie Portman

Hebrew for Goddess.
The Best Actress of our generation.
A woman who can make any man turn to jelly.
An angel on earth, everything that is good and pure lies within her soul.

I love Natalie Portman

by lbp February 24, 2005

Natalie Portman

Greatest, Most Beautiful And Wonderful Movie Star EVER!

Natalie Portman Is The Greatest Actress Of All Time.

by Currently Unknown July 25, 2003

Natalie Portman

Real name: Natalie Hershlag Use of Stagename: good call. A Semite Goddess, whom I'd gladly give up my heterosexuality for!

Natalie Portman is a present-day Audrey Hepburn.

by Mona Lott December 28, 2005

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman: Simply gorgeous!

"Will you sleep with me Natalie?"

by evan wilde July 26, 2005

Natalie Portman

Hebrew for: "genious being"

I couldn't believe how Nat could have straight A's in Harvard despite her tight schedule.
Them Jews. I wish I could be a Jew.

by uglyron August 7, 2003