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morted

"I studied all night and now I'm just morted."
by Suurlemoen March 18, 2014
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Morted

The Act of Cumming inside Someone dressed as King julian while doing an "oh king julian" mort impression
He Morted at the sound of her saying, "Move it Move it"
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Ad mortem inimicus

What you will hear when the bringer of the law shitwhips your ass after a 50dmg light parry punish
*clang* AD MORTEM INIMICUS
by SlenderMF December 2, 2019
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mortereve

Mortereve is a combination of "MORning, afTERnoon, and EVEning," used as a greeting in international/ multi-time-zone contexts (such as an Internet forum or conference call).

First used on www.narniaweb.com c. 2006.
I logged onto the forum and wished my friends from New Zealand , the UK, and the US a Good Mortereve.
by berninbush July 20, 2017
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pre-mortem

Reviewing the details of why a product or project launch will fail BEFORE the product actually launches. This is distinct in nature from a post-mortem, which FOLLOWS a failed product or project launch.
The group of product managers congregated in the kitchen to conduct a pre-mortem of the soon-to-be released cell phone device.
by shmoozle October 28, 2010
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Mortada

Mortada is somebody who is career-driven and a hard-working person. They will go far in life. Everything is 100 percent with them. Mortada is friendly, people are so drawn to them for their charismatic abilities and good vibes. Many are jealous/admired of Mortadas. They are not egotistical or arrogant, they are humble and genuine with who they are and what they do. Mortada is a heart warming soul. They care so much about their family and friends. If you're lucky to date a Mortada or in love with one, don't let them go. They are truly a gentlemen and have a heart of gold. It doesn't hurt also that Mortada is very handsome and have a great smile. Their smile is contagious and they're very photogenic. They are also great lovers in bed, they're very passionate at what they love to do in life, now just imagine having one as a lover. Be ready to laugh as hard as you can, they have an awesome sense of humor as well. They are so full of life, can crack you up with silly jokes on Reddit or YouTube. Mortadas tend to have very great style in fashion. Music is a great aspect in their life. They're honest. Mortadas are the best kind of people and if you are lucky to be friends with one, date one or have a family member as one, then you are one lucky person. Because Mortadas are awesome and that's that.
Mortada is vey nice.
by Best friends?/)/):): May 20, 2019
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Morbed

The past-tense of morbing.
To have experienced morbing
Person 1"Have you seen morbius" Person 2"Yeah, remember when all of those guys got totally morbed?"
by TobyIn3D April 29, 2022
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