by LostToWords March 21, 2017
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Get the Malachai (Kai) Parker mug.Meackos was first procedured back in the year 1275.
Ex: U wanna go to a Meackos Rape Party? there are some kids without married parents tho
Ex2: U just heared from the Meackos rape Party 3 days ago? 100 4 YYears old kids got raped
Ex: U wanna go to a Meackos Rape Party? there are some kids without married parents tho
Ex2: U just heared from the Meackos rape Party 3 days ago? 100 4 YYears old kids got raped
by Russenboost December 3, 2015
Get the Meackos mug.When a girl has a crush on you, but you are too noobish to realize, or you are too shy to do anything about it. This girl will hang out with you and give you all the opportunities in the world for you to make your move, but you never will. This will only inflate the megacrush.
Unfortunately, you will only find out about the megacrush well after the window of opportunity. This information will haunt you for the rest of your days.
Unfortunately, you will only find out about the megacrush well after the window of opportunity. This information will haunt you for the rest of your days.
1997
Girl: Hey, I just rented Scream, and I'm too scared to watch it by myself. Do you want to come over and watch it with me?
Boy: Nah, Dave and I are gunna go play Mario Kart 64 tonight.
Girl: Oh... ok...
2007
Dave: Hey dude, remember back in high school that girl Kate?
Moron: Ya, she was hot.
Dave: Ya, she had a megacrush on you dude. Did you ever get some of that?
Moron: wtf! She had a crush on me!? I am teh fail!
Dave: Yup.
Girl: Hey, I just rented Scream, and I'm too scared to watch it by myself. Do you want to come over and watch it with me?
Boy: Nah, Dave and I are gunna go play Mario Kart 64 tonight.
Girl: Oh... ok...
2007
Dave: Hey dude, remember back in high school that girl Kate?
Moron: Ya, she was hot.
Dave: Ya, she had a megacrush on you dude. Did you ever get some of that?
Moron: wtf! She had a crush on me!? I am teh fail!
Dave: Yup.
by techobo February 5, 2010
Get the megacrush mug.MegaCapitalG aka Randall Lee Jordan is well known in the "Second most watched Yugituber in the Western Hemisphere". He is widely known for his memes and being the "scrub" of Yugioh YouTube, having random and overwhelming confusing discussions/ideas on how decks or cards will impact the Yu-Gi-Oh Meta. He's also know for hyping up "underrated" decks in the Yu-Gi-Oh meta.
MegaCapitalG is the second most watch yugituber in the Western Hemisphere but after that cubic I'm not surprised that he's a grown ass man.
by Celza May 17, 2017
Get the megacapitalg mug.Mela(thos): Melathos, which means "eternal home in one's heart" and you would say mela, more affectionately, to the person who has taken that place in your heart
by isiethelioness October 21, 2021
Get the mela mug.1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.
2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007
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