Masterprank

To prank ones self in order to look like a victim. Often used to convince others you are not the one behind a series of pranks.

You think I would prank myself? I would never Masterprank.

by MotoMan_YZ400 February 4, 2010

masterpraytion

1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.

So this one time I was doing some serious masterpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.

by pandeism September 30, 2010

masturprank

A term first coined by Dr Gregory House in season 6 episode 13 to denote the feigning of a practical joke on oneself to avert suspicion from other people about one's guilt as a prankster.

Wilson:You created empirical proof that I didn't prank you selling me on the notion that you didn't prank. Maybe you self-pranked.

House: I don't masturprank

by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010

masterblanket

the sickest most pimping badass youtube channel to ever exist on earth. this channel is constantly beasting.

my favorite youtuber is deferentially masterblanket.

by masterblanket February 14, 2012

masterpranking

The act of pulling a prank on one's self in order to cast off suspicion from an earlier prank. A tactic often used when one is preparing for the ultimate prank in a series that will produce great personal enjoyment at the expense of others.

After the warranted egging of his neighbors' homes and masterpranking his own house (less than the others of course) Sanchez began planning for the imminent round of flaming bags of dog poop.

by Barry Brooks February 27, 2011

Masterdraking

That thing that happens to people when they hear a new Drake song on the radio or speakers that they memorized within 15 minutes of the song's release, and all of the sudden stop, dance and sing along to Drake in order to look super cool. Particularly in the Toronto area, this is extremely prevalent.

Yo bud, this is the new Drake song (sings along) and dances like the hotline bling dance

(Response) Stop masterdraking, you'll go blind.

by Dr. Channing August 2, 2016

masterbanker

A male who makes a living off selling his semen to a sperm bank.

Dude, that masterbanker makes $70,000 a year for wanking it and donating his junk.

by Josh-Lizzle July 16, 2008