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Masterdraking 

That thing that happens to people when they hear a new Drake song on the radio or speakers that they memorized within 15 minutes of the song's release, and all of the sudden stop, dance and sing along to Drake in order to look super cool. Particularly in the Toronto area, this is extremely prevalent.
Yo bud, this is the new Drake song (sings along) and dances like the hotline bling dance

(Response) Stop masterdraking, you'll go blind.
Masterdraking by Dr. Channing August 2, 2016
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Masterdating 

When a person (typically a guy) goes out to see a movie, or visits a theme park, or place otherwise mostly occupied by couples or friends,but does this alone. This can cause sympathy from other people that watch them as they purchase tickets or enter the area. This is different from when a person grabs a cup of coffee, or sits in a coffee shop alone for a few minutes, or rents a movie, or eats fast food. Masterdating involves often going to a restaurant alone, and sitting at the table alone, while some people look and either feel bad, or think that the person is a looser, or going to see a movie alone. It is often done by older men that may be widowed, or by people that can't get a girlfriend, or are the "40 year old virgin" type
You: 4 tickets for (name of movie) please
Masterdater behind you: 1 ticket for (name of movie) please

You (thinking) awe, he's alone, i guess he's Masterdating.
Masterdating by titagula December 12, 2010

Masterbaking 

masterbaking,
pretty much self explanitary.
.. masters of baking..
so what are you doing ?
- masterbaking
masterbating, who the hell masterbates in fruit filled muffins !?
- masterBAKING mom, it's for the master bakers.
Masterbaking by 922pmmjak November 3, 2008

Masterbaking 

To masterbate while in the process of smoking marijuana.
Johnny said: "Yo cuz, whered you go last night?" Darvin replied: "After seeing 2 girls make out, I had to run inside to roll a joint and start masterbaking to calm down." Johnny replied: "Damn"
Masterbaking by DusanMandic08 October 13, 2011

Masterfraping 

the act of fraping oneself
Tom: John, why did you update your status to say you were gay?
John: oh, i was just masterfraping a lot last night
Masterfraping by jiggzz July 18, 2010

masterpranking 

The act of pulling a prank on one's self in order to cast off suspicion from an earlier prank. A tactic often used when one is preparing for the ultimate prank in a series that will produce great personal enjoyment at the expense of others.
After the warranted egging of his neighbors' homes and masterpranking his own house (less than the others of course) Sanchez began planning for the imminent round of flaming bags of dog poop.
masterpranking by Barry Brooks February 27, 2011

Mastercaking 

Slinging your meat while eating cake is mastercaking
Mastercaking by Dk25 May 11, 2013
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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