Martina

Martina is a really funny, nice and kind girl who always helps those in need, even if this can put them in difficulty.
She is a romantic, a relationship with her is heaven, she will always put you first and everything and treat you like you are the only person in this world.
But be careful not to make her angry.

hey,i love you so
please let me go MARTINA

Martina by iloveyouso November 21, 2021

anstey martins 

it’s a very bad school the are blind teachers xx

Laura Sanchez doesn’t care about the pupils she favourites them and kicks out the innocent they don’t stop bullying.
you’ll probably fail your gcse there because off how bad it is and there off stead is a disgusting. Don’t send your kids there and move school. Zooey meadowcroft is a devil she will stalk you to death xx and don’t forget Greasy hanna cook or timy hacket there your nightmare and then there’s mrs Norman with her spérm brows good luck if you go there.

Anstey martins is a place we’re they discriminate you

anstey martins by a person x April 16, 2019

Martinar 

To say something completely unrelated in response to a question.

Person 1: How is your homework coming?

Person 2: I don't want a cheese bagel.

Person 1: you just pulled a martinar

Martinar by James1202 August 2, 2012

martins basement 

1) a place where good things go bad, bad girls become saints, straight men become gay, and people that arent virgins, become virgins again.
2) a wet/moist dark environment, were a devil cat runs loose, and were one may lose their virginity without even knowing how, when, where, or to whom.
3) fuck me in the ass, and call me a neurotic hamster.
4)suck my Naudahl

1) uh...uh... he loved it...in martins basement

martins basement by nando and nickyd March 5, 2010

Martina Krašna 

Woman named Martina Krašna, also known as "MC Lukcva". Who came to the scene with her educational video "števila 1 do 10"

Years later she won her first platinum song with "jezus hvala ti"
She is proudly preeching the word of god and at the same time breeding as fast as possible with currently 8 kids and one destroyed vagina.

"Dej Frncjt upali en jezus hvala ti, wd Martina Krašna." -slovenian phrase.

Martina Krašna by Enfant123 March 26, 2021

Martinus 

Martinus is usually a really sweet and caring guy! He is always there for you, when you need him the most. Martinus is also usually really good looking, and all the girls love him! Martinus is also smart and athletic person.

Person 1: Wow, who is that hot guy over there?
Person 2: It's Martinus!

Martinus by Jokutyttö123 April 2, 2018

Marcus and Martinus 

A twin pop group from Norway. Born on February 21, 2002 in Elverum Norway. When they were around they were 10 they won a singing competition called MGPjr, and thought their fandom would die out, but it really just grew. In about 2015 they released their Norwegian single "Leah" which their fans loved. Later in the year they released their first big hit song "Elektrisk" which got in the top charts in about 3 different countries. After they released a Norwegian album "Hei" A year passed and they decided to released in 2016 an English album, "Together" so people in all different counties could understand. That album boomed in the top charts in different countries, featuring different artists and a more tech feel. In November of 2017 they are releasing another album "Moments" in English which from the looks of the singles they have released will be a big success. All their fans have big hope and faith that they will do great in the future. Also fuck off all the haters, they are freakin 15 (at the time I am writing this) and they already have a successful music career, and look what you have done, NOTHING! SO DON'T GIVE THEM A HARD TIME!!!!

Marcus and Martinus are so talented, they are my biggest inspiration. I really wish I could meet them.

Marcus and Martinus by usammer October 22, 2017