Man Mountain

A man who's tall and well built and towers above all others.
Often referred to as a MM.

Any hotties?

Yeah, you can't miss that Man Mountain at the bar ... HOT

Cross fingers, I'll be mounting him later on

by hayles3121 July 25, 2009

Mountain man tactical driving

To drive your car on a mountain man's highway, disregarding other people around you and taking up more then one driving lane. Another term, that is used in jersey- Riding Dirty.

Erik continued to do his mountain man tactical driving while it snowed.

by Tony Gwags December 6, 2010

mountain man

The manliest type of Man.

Did you see that guy take a bullet and just keep on going like it was nothing? He's a mountain man.

by Mountainous August 20, 2005

Appalachian mountain man

When you take your partners beard brush and brush your ass hairs, then your partner uses the brush on his beard to savor the stank till later.

Last night I Appalachian mountain man my buddy! His beard is going to smell like my ass all day.

by Dbow1206 February 22, 2020

Mountain Man Suprise

When you get a very hot girl to sleep with you only to find she has a massive amount of pubic hair.

Guy 1: So, how was Rebecca after the party last night?
Guy 2: Fucking Mountain Man Suprise!
Guy 1: Really? I didn't notice.
Guy 2: Gross.

by Perplexing Enigma April 11, 2011

Mountain Man

A person who looks like they just slept on the mountains, this person usually has scruffy hair, and smells bad. These people can summon animals by laughing with a high pitched scream. Also this Mountain Man tends to growl. (Also known as Mx2)

(Brooke just woke up)

Morgan- look at Mountain Man over there !

by davidlover18 June 20, 2009

Mountain Man Breakfast

When you wake up in the mountains and swallow cum first thing in the morning.

These pancakes look dank but I really need a Mountain Man Breakfast right now.

by JohnCaleLovesYou October 16, 2021